in college, before josh and i started dating, but after we both started liking each other and not saying anything about it, i made a list of reasons not to like josh.
i'm not sure exactly when i wrote the list, perhaps when i called him on his birthday and he was all weird or perhaps when he kissed someone at midnight on new year's. what i do know is that it is the most ridiculous list
i've ever made in a pathetic attempt to not like him. as you will read, all of these with the exception a select few are absurd and based
solely on his outward appearance because after all, that's what really matters. especially since i starred half the list, which according to my list legend indicates "things i love too."
has college fat
hairy like a beast
no balls...
not literally*
wants to live in
miamibaby about his cuticles
doesn't like to dance
didn't ask to dance with me at semi-formal
introduced me as a "good friend"
metrosexualhabitual liar/joker
makes me try new food
doesn't always wear flip flops when he can
likes john
mayer more than me
smokes cigars and then spits like a camel
doesn't wear boxers
doesn't like "boo"
never goes to class/doesn't care about grades/academics
how he picks up the guitar and plays it all the time even when it's not the right time
wasn't in a hurry to finish Blue Like Jazz
has dating ADD
doesn't layer
car = dirty
messes with my car
ears = gross even after 4 q-tips they were still gross
watches movies with subtitles
*added after the list was complete. obviously i needed a reminder that by no balls, i meant no courage, not that he was lacking his male companions.
once i finished the list, i went back and starred about half the item. the star, as indicated on my list legend, indicates things i love about him too.
i'm marrying this man in 33 days and i love him, hair and all.